Greg concocts humorous essays from his somewhat off-balance view of the world, either looking out over The Bay from Sausalito, hiding between the trees in Lake Tahoe, or wandering the hinterlands on bad knees and borrowed time.

Cranky Crank Calls -- The Blog

Come check out Crank Calls. All you have to lose is a couple minutes off your lifespan.

santa The Christmas Letters

Or -- if you'r really desperate for entertainment or wondering who really had it worse than you last year ...